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Southerner In New York City Unable To Find Decent Bowl Of Grits
NEW YORK – A tourist to New York City reports that he was unsuccessful in his search for a properly
Lanes To Be Closed On Interstate Just Because
STALLVILLE – Thousands of commuters on their way home today encountered three of five lanes on the cross-town connector blocked off
Power Struggle At Bake Sale Turns Ugly
MILFORD – A battle of wills took place this afternoon at the Milford Ladies’ League bake sale, leading to some
Office To Add “Do Whatever” Button To Alignment Options
REDMOND, WA – Users of Microsoft Office will no longer have to insert pictures or move tables to send their
Bison At Yellowstone Park Know What Traffic Is, They Are Just Messing With You
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, WY – Despite helpful commentary from park rangers, who warn drivers to give deference to bison wandering
Cigar Smoker Apologizes, Changes Location
BABACA, FL – Cigar aficionado Rick Marsho was enjoying an El Cabrón on the patio of The Red Tide Grill,
Music Industry To Crack Down On Performance-Enhancing Substances
LOS ANGELES – Amid accusations that some musicians may be doping to get ahead in the fiercely competitive world of
Companies Scrambling To Get In On Data Breach
LANSING, MI – Corporate leaders around the country are falling over themselves to take part in the latest massive breach
Mother’s Day Relaxing Mostly For Non-Mothers
GRAFTON, WV – Mother’s Day, the annual celebration in May for mothers and their influence in society, is often a
Headline Alludes To Astonishing Fact Found Nowhere In Article
NEW YORK, NY – A lengthy article published today promised an explosive revelation that pertains to millions of readers. But
