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Trump Campaign Still Launching Election Fraud Lawsuits Out Of Sheer Habit
ALLENTOWN, PA – President Trump’s campaign legal team is continuing to criss-cross the nation in futile efforts to overturn the
Hansel And Gretel Secure Path Home By Replacing Bread Crumbs With Circus Peanuts
IRGENDWOHIN, GERMANY – The two children of a poor woodcutter have solved the problem of vanishing bread crumbs by using
Chicken Pot Pie To Be Used As Energy Storage Medium
STILLWATER, NV – Researchers have solved an age-old problem in energy production with an age-old solution: Chicken pot pie. “The
Amazing New Technology Generates Electrical Power From Cynicism
Researchers have achieved a revolutionary breakthrough that allows cynical impulses generated by humans to be converted into electrical energy.
Southerner In New York City Unable To Find Decent Bowl Of Grits
NEW YORK – A tourist to New York City reports that he was unsuccessful in his search for a properly
Lanes To Be Closed On Interstate Just Because
STALLVILLE – Thousands of commuters on their way home today encountered three of five lanes on the cross-town connector blocked off
Power Struggle At Bake Sale Turns Ugly
MILFORD – A battle of wills took place this afternoon at the Milford Ladies’ League bake sale, leading to some
Office To Add “Do Whatever” Button To Alignment Options
REDMOND, WA – Users of Microsoft Office will no longer have to insert pictures or move tables to send their
Bison At Yellowstone Park Know What Traffic Is, They Are Just Messing With You
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, WY – Despite helpful commentary from park rangers, who warn drivers to give deference to bison wandering
Cigar Smoker Apologizes, Changes Location
BABACA, FL – Cigar aficionado Rick Marsho was enjoying an El Cabrón on the patio of The Red Tide Grill,
