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Tortilla appears on portrait of Virgin Mary

Several observers have reported being able to smell tortilla when they stand close to the image.

GUADELUPE, MEXICO – A painting of the Virgin Mary is attracting throngs of visitors ever since a tortilla miraculously appeared on her face.

“There’s no explanation for it, so it has to be a miracle,” said souvenir shop operator Ernesto Diaz. “People have been buying prints showing the truly spectacular event.”

The painting, a replica of a much older original, has been hanging in the souvenir shop for several months, and only recently did someone notice the image on her face.

“My nephew Miguel saw it and came running into my office,” said Diaz. “He said to alert the media, there has been a wondrous thing to happen that will be of great interest to believers with disposable income!”

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