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Tickle Your Ribs with Strickland Propagne

Connoisseurs... get a "Tickle Your Ribs with Propagne" BBQ apron at any Strickland Outlet!

ARLEN, TX – Everybody knows that Strickland Propane is the champagne of propanes, and now you can have both in the same tank: Propagne™.

Make your BBQ bubbly with this sparkling fuel that takes the best of Texas and France… Did you think we were talking about champagne? Well, yes, but propane was discovered by a French chemist in 1857. I wonder if he started barbecuing right away.

Check with your local convenience store, home improvement supply retailer, or propane and propane accessories provider for Strickland Propagne. You’ll find it in the chilled section.

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Mulligan types neatly and is punctual. He graduated summa cum dolus from William Gaines School of Journalism. Do not ever touch his stereo.

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