WEATHER: Might rain, might not – hard to say. Chance of sun and/or clouds, temps between -46 and 120℉
TRAFFIC: Bad where you are, also other places. Stay home
HOROSCOPE: Chance favors the prepared. Don’t buy into vague generalities. Reject platitudes and forge your own path. We’ve been over this.
SPORTS: Local major league franchise scores more points than other local franchise. Losing coach: “We should have scored more points.”
EVENTS: Your friend’s band that you have no intention of ever seeing is playing tonight. There’s some kind of loud festival going on this weekend and you won’t be able to park anywhere near the farmer’s market
MARKETS: ₳ 86.7 ㏎ 53.09 ㏄ 2.4 ⅐ 4.6 ㏒ 808 ☈ 10.0 ㎏ 3gd ₤ 902.25 ü 21.12 ฿ AFL1-3603 ℗ 19.84 ℀ x86 ッ3.14159 ℅ 2.718 § .57721 ‱ 4.6692 € 6.66 ₩ 1.618 ⅜ a2+b2=c2 ₭ ¤ ₴ ㎡ 69 ø 420 ⌫ 555 ∄ XIV ⌘ 24/7/365 ə
POLITICS: Holy crap, how does this keep getting worse
SCIENCE: Revolutionary medical breakthrough still ten to twenty years away

There is no limit to scarcity

Every single drop of water in the ocean plays a role in the concomitant short supply of clouds in a clear blue sky. There is an abundance of shortage when one takes a closer look at the lack of evidence for it.

Wherever you find superfluity, you will also find paucity. The aficionado of synonymy will coetaneously embrace the dubious role of ephemerality. Fallacious arguments on behalf of surplus belie the inherent nature of those same elements which keep it lacking.

The same can be posited for the inexorableness of limpidity, even munificence in conation.

There is a plentiful explication of this primary thesis, however the antecedent itself dictates a brevity in discourse.

In conclusion, newfound exigency in lexical fecundity combined with privation in moral compunction as pertains to salience thus consigns us hitherto. Also random search traffic.

 

Muligan Stewart

Muligan Stewart

Mulligan types neatly and is punctual. He graduated summa cum dolus from William Gaines School of Journalism. Do not ever touch his stereo.

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