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The Wall Wart, Perfected

The included safety instructions urge customers to avoid usage near curtains, carpets, and within 300 feet of occupied buildings or flammable materials.

OMAHA, NE – Consumers looking for the ultimate in power adapters, look no more. The AC converter better known as the “wall wart” has reached the height of form and funtion with the JankyTronics OmegaDapter 120.

“It’s the last adapter you’ll need, provided you have a 9 volt, 4,000 milliamp appliance with a 3.5 millimeter input and the same polarity,” said JankyTronics marketing specialist Julian Bertz.

Measuring 10 inches by 8 inches (25.4 cm x 20.32 cm) and coming in at 12 pounds (5.4 kg), the OmegaDapter 120 effectively reduces fire hazards, circuit overloads, and power strip crowding by preventing any other adapters from being plugged in.

“You can plug it in a strip or directly in the wall, and you’re not getting anything else in there,” said Bertz. The company designed the new adapter in response to complaints about it being too difficult to plug in multiple appliances. “We fixed that for good.”

JankyTronics currently manufactures the only appliance compatible with the 120, a heat sensor necessary to detect frequent overheating of the adapter.

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