DENVER, CO – With a test post meant only to verify the connectivity between the main page and a social media page, the editor inadvertently published a story more engaging than what would have otherwise appeared in this space.
The post needed only to have a headline, an image, and a few short paragraphs of copy to insure that all elements were being forwarded to an unseen page on a popular social media site, for the purposes of viewing the forwarded post there.
“The story that was going to go out had to do with sandwiches and coupons, and frankly wasn’t well thought out, researched, or written,” said senior editor Mulligan Stewart. “We would have done better with a story on the Oxford comma or more about budget ninjas from a previous story.”
The editorial board has been made aware of this situation and is taking it under advisement.
The general public should ignore this post and go about consuming products.