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Their favorite drink? Mash whiskey, of course.

BURBANK, ID – Spud Russet has always wanted a tattoo, but conventional salons would not allow him to get one because he’s not human.

“My buddy Chip and I got the idea to open our own shop,” said Russet, who secured a loan and built the parlor next to his favorite bar, Tubers.

Chip later withdrew from the business due to a hash problem, but Russet’s girlfriend Latke has stepped in to help.

“It all boils down to family,” said Russet.

 

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