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Speed Checkers saves valuable leisure time

The average game can be completed in about nine seconds.

MANSFIELD, OH – Blammo Games, Inc. introduced its newest product today, Speed Checkers.

“It’s like regular checkers, but with a reduced grid and fewer pieces,” said Kelly Hester, marketing manager for Blammo. “In this fast-paced mobile device world, who’s got time for board games? You do, now thanks to games like Speed Checkers.”

Players had raised concerns that their leisure time was increasingly interrupted by electronic media, and asked for something to make recreation more manageable.

Blammo plans to release a mobile version of the game later this year.

Muligan Stewart

Muligan Stewart

Mulligan types neatly and is punctual. He graduated summa cum dolus from William Gaines School of Journalism. Do not ever touch his stereo.

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