Keep those quiet clowns at bay
With a brand new bottle of Mime-A-Way!
Is there a man in tights pulling on an invisible rope in your kitchen? A sad-faced tramp palming a nonexistent window to your living room? Walking down stairs behind the couch that aren’t there?
Get Mime-A-Way, the only product guaranteed to repel deposits of pantomime actors that have gotten into your home.
Available in stores wherever! As seen (but not heard) on TV. Ask for it by name.
DISCLAIMER: The makers of Mime-A-Way do not condone harassment of performing artists. Mime-A-Way is for household use only, and should not be construed as a condemnation of the mimetic arts.