Letters To The Editor

April 9, 2018

Dear Editors,

You whippersnappers have a lot to learn about things if you think that I’m going to start buying books online.

Sincerely,
Ken Maraschino


Dear Editors,

What’s that song that goes like this:

Hey na, hey na naa.

Sincerely,
Sonny Mono


Dear Editors,

I’ve just discovered a passable method of posting letters to the editor, after only several hours of fruitless searching. Mostly because of stuff not working the way it does in the instructions.

For example: “Just click on [menu item]”, go to click on it, menu item isn’t there. What are you going to do about it?

Sincerely,
Julia Gulia