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“Left Alone” series chronicles life after Rapture people disappear

One subplot involves a televangelist who comes clean, having swindled believers for decades.

LAS VEGAS – A new series of novels depicts the world after a pre-tribulation rapture, in which righteous evangelical believers are swept from the planet and “secular awesomeness” prevails.

“It’s religious fan fiction from the other perspective,” said author Tyler Janky. “Most times, the story is told from the point of view of the pious. What about us five-odd billion heathens?”

The story centers around ordinary citizen Scott Bonner and his family who are waiting for lunch in a restaurant when a car crashes outside. They go outside to investigate and find that one car has a bumper sticker indicating that “In the event of Rapture, this car will be unoccupied.”

Thus begins an unraveling of the sudden disappearance of thousands of people in Centerville, some of whom Bonner knew casually at work.

In an image from the upcoming motion picture, a Wiccan (played by Miriam Bright) enjoys the great outdoors, which will no longer be threatened by evangelical business interests.

The Bonners notice immediately that traffic has improved. Sunday alcohol sales are soon allowed in all states. NPR and sports events are the only things left on AM radio.

The series goes on to explore other impacts of the event, such as the married gay couple moving in next door to the Bonners and raising property values. Movies and television change visibly with alleviation of puritanical attitudes. In one chapter, a bare breast is accidentally broadcast on live television. The FCC and networks prepare for a backlash that never comes.

Janky admits to not having read the “End Times” novels that inspired his work, but he calls that fact irrelevant. “I just went about it asking what would actually happen if all the ‘Rapture crowd’ simply vanished.”

Muligan Stewart

Muligan Stewart

Mulligan types neatly and is punctual. He graduated summa cum dolus from William Gaines School of Journalism. Do not ever touch his stereo.

4 Responses

  1. Anonymous

    “Left alone”!!! all the jealous Christians have disappeared!!!! It must be peace on earth!!!!!

  2. Kath

    LOVE IT!From your lips to God’s ears.(Ironic, I know!)

  3. Anonymous

    i did not readthis bookbut i need you all to know that this is serious this will happen. people wil just mystriously disapper out of thin air you all are warn this will happenif this happens to you please read in the bible mattews chapepters 14 and so on it will explain every thing please dont let the lord find you slepping repent befor its to late just ask the lord to forgive your sins as white as snow and ask him to make him the lord of your life also mean it it your heart beware the lord is not stupid god bless

  4. Anonymous

    This is great!

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