TROUT CITY, MO – This post brought to you by The Swinging Creek Breeders, who want to remind their aquatic brothers and sisters that life is is but a stream. To promote their libertine brand of propagation, they have introduced a “Honk if You’re Spawning” window decal.
The Post News Times accepts no responsibility for the content of paid promotional messages, and to be honest we don’t know why a fish organization would advertise to a primarily human audience. In any case, their check cleared. Payment was made through an intermediary, and our legal counsel doubts that any of this will ever get back to them.