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Friday night now also alright for fighting

LONDON – Sir Elton John has issued an edict extending the appropriateness of fighting on Saturday night to include Friday night.

“Sometimes, when it’s seven o’clock and you want to rock, it’s just too soon in the week,” said Sir John. “We decided to do something about it. Get a little more action in. Belly full of beer, that sort of thing.”

Songwriting partner Bernie Taupin added that they will not be changing the song.

“Blokes will have to suss that out on their own.”

Muligan Stewart

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Mulligan types neatly and is punctual. He graduated summa cum dolus from William Gaines School of Journalism. Do not ever touch his stereo.

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