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TRAFFIC: Bad where you are, also other places. Stay home
HOROSCOPE: Chance favors the prepared. Don’t buy into vague generalities. Reject platitudes and forge your own path. We’ve been over this.
SPORTS: Local major league franchise scores more points than other local franchise. Losing coach: “We should have scored more points.”
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SCIENCE: Revolutionary medical breakthrough still ten to twenty years away

Song of the Day: Foghat, “Fluoride”

It’s always a good time to listen to Foghat’s 1975 anthem to dental care, “Fluoride”. Perhaps the only hit song dedicated to the inorganic, monatomic anion of fluorine, the upbeat rock number extols the virtues of brushing, or even simply partaking in water that has been supplemented with the additive.

Muligan Stewart

Muligan Stewart

Mulligan types neatly and is punctual. He graduated summa cum dolus from William Gaines School of Journalism. Do not ever touch his stereo.

One Response

  1. God Of Bacon

    Dr. Strangelove is one of my favorite movies.

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