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Failed musician now also failed blogger

MEDIOCRE HEIGHTS – A once-promising composer who steered clear of success has brought a similar lukewarm fervor to the world of online journalism.

“I wouldn’t call it failure,” said the sporadic author, who commented on condition of anonymity. “It’s more like delayed, ongoing, incremental accomplishment.” The unidentified blog and blogger are to be found “on the Internet somewhere” he said.

“I’m just delivering pizza until the concept album is done,” The erstwhile musician and now blogger adds. “Most of these posts are to test page tracking while I get the real stuff together.”

The author’s previous experience with online publishing involved a solitary page that read “Check back soon for updates” from April 1997 through June 2002.

Muligan Stewart

Muligan Stewart

Mulligan types neatly and is punctual. He graduated summa cum dolus from William Gaines School of Journalism. Do not ever touch his stereo.

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