WEATHER: Might rain, might not – hard to say. Chance of sun and/or clouds, temps between -46 and 120℉
TRAFFIC: Bad where you are, also other places. Stay home
HOROSCOPE: Chance favors the prepared. Don’t buy into vague generalities. Reject platitudes and forge your own path. We’ve been over this.
SPORTS: Local major league franchise scores more points than other local franchise. Losing coach: “We should have scored more points.”
EVENTS: Your friend’s band that you have no intention of ever seeing is playing tonight. There’s some kind of loud festival going on this weekend and you won’t be able to park anywhere near the farmer’s market
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POLITICS: Holy crap, how does this keep getting worse
SCIENCE: Revolutionary medical breakthrough still ten to twenty years away

Escher-Sketch lets you attempt the absurd and achieve the impossible

LEEUWARDEN, NETHERLANDS – A spinoff of the Etch A Sketch mechanical drawing toy named after Dutch graphic artist M.C. Escher allows children of all ages to draw explorations of infinity, perspective, and hyperbolic geometry.

The Escher Sketch, like the original toy on which it is modeled, has two knobs that move a stylus by means of pulleys and cables to draw images in aluminum powder on the back of the screen.

The difference with Escher Sketch is that the artist can utilize techniques like curvilinear perspective, elective gravity wells, and fluid expressions of reality. You can adore chaos in a way that produces order, and play a tiresome game of wandering around in enigmas. So let us then try to climb the mountain, not by stepping on what is below us, but to pull us up at what is above us, for my part at the stars; amen.

Then you shake it up and start all over again.

Muligan Stewart

Muligan Stewart

Mulligan types neatly and is punctual. He graduated summa cum dolus from William Gaines School of Journalism. Do not ever touch his stereo.

Date reaches record high

Date reaches record high

GREENWICH – The calendar date reached an all-time historic high today, March 24, 2018. Observers of time report that humanity

Repel silent clowns with Mime-Away

Repel silent clowns with Mime-Away

Keep those quiet clowns at bay With a brand new bottle of Mime-A-Way! Is there a man in tights pulling

The average amount of seconds a reader will squint at a confusing statistic before giving up
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