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Entrepreneur opens alcohol-themed bar

CLAREMONT – Developer Pete DeLeon held the grand opening last night for “Alcohol Bar”, his latest theme bar that revolves around alcohol.

An image from the business plan

“We’ve done the Irish pub, the Depression-era thing, countertop dancing, bowling, art deco, the works,” said DeLeon. “I hate that it sounds like I’m just out of ideas, but in the end people want a place they can go drink.”

Alcohol was the common denominator of all the themes DeLeon examined, and he has made it the new bar’s “un-theme” as he calls it.

Asked what kinds of specials the bar will feature, DeLeon would only mention the bar’s standing offer: “You pay, we pour.”

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