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Dishes must soak, contend nation’s husbands

OLIVE PALMS – Those dishes have lots of dried up grime and should soak for a while, according to an overwhelming majority of husbands in a recommendation issued this week.

If they are placed in the dishwasher right now, they’ll just have specks stuck to them at the end of the cycle, as detailed in the announcement. Washing them by hand right away will not likely alleviate the situation, as the plates sat for about twenty minutes after the phone rang.

A resounding 89% of husbands agreed with the findings, which estimate the required soaking time to be anywhere between two hours and overnight. At the very least, the dishes should sit in hot, soapy water until after the current overtime situation is resolved.

Muligan Stewart

Muligan Stewart

Mulligan types neatly and is punctual. He graduated summa cum dolus from William Gaines School of Journalism. Do not ever touch his stereo.

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