For the seventh consecutive year, the well-kempt guy at the construction site was voted by peers as the least useful person present.
“Couldn’t tell you who it was in 2003, but boy I can tell you he brought the weak sauce,” said site foreman Hal Togliana. “Whenever they’re filming a commercial around here, they go for pretty boy there, with his clipboard and his blueprints and his neat fingernails.”
“He has no clue what’s going on around here,” said crane operator Ed Cerndon. “But he has the gall to point around and say stuff. Can’t even hear what he’s saying, he just points and smiles. Makes me sick.”