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Chart on concentration looks like Idaho

ENTHRALLMENT FALLS – A chart depicting the dataset on a study of distractions and ability to focus sort of looks like Idaho.

Fulgent University commissioned the research, which produced this graph that, come on, you have to admit mimics the shape of the 43rd state in the union.

The abstract from the published paper contains several conclusions about assessing attentiveness in the presence of diversions, and participants postulated that interpreted a different way, you could maybe get the shape of Virginia or New Hampshire.

Muligan Stewart

Muligan Stewart

Mulligan types neatly and is punctual. He graduated summa cum dolus from William Gaines School of Journalism. Do not ever touch his stereo.

Romantic Theme Just Main Theme Played Slower

Romantic Theme Just Main Theme Played Slower

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T. Rex tastes like chicken

T. Rex tastes like chicken

CACCIATORE, ITALY – Scientists have analyzed proteins extracted from dinosaur bones, establishing the strongest link yet of their kinship to

The average amount of seconds a reader will squint at a confusing statistic before giving up
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