All posts in SPACE
Aliens learn to camouflage their ships as lens flares
MUNCIE, IN – Extraterrestrials traveling to Earth have refined methods to evade detection, including one that allows them to hide
Newly discovered molten planet named Psoriasis
HILO, HI – Astronomers at the Mauna Kea Observatory have discovered a new, scaly, inflamed planet far from our Solar
Constellation names updated to reflect modern tastes, sponsors
TAMPA, FL – Reflecting modern technology, sensibilities and brands, the Global Panel on Commerce and Constellation Naming (GPCCN) has passed
Philae Comet lander wakes up, hits snooze
CHURYUMOV-GERASIMENKO, SPACE – Philae, the first spacecraft to ever land on a comet, has awakened after landing 7 months ago
Extraterrestrial rednecks antagonize locals with Monster UFO
AMALTHEA, SC – Local residents sighted an unidentified flying object (UFO) making repeated passes around the Piggly Wiggly parking lot
SPOILER: Picture of Star Wars VII character “Bantha Claus” leaked
JAKKU – Fans of the Star Wars franchise tingled with excitement at the leaking of this image, a Tusken Raider
Vacant strip mall spotted on Mars
MARS – NASA has discovered an abandoned strip mall on the surface of the red planet. The dilapidated shopping center
Inhabitants of distant planets still not ready for digital TV conversion
BETA PICTORIS – Alien life forms on planets outside our solar system are still unprepared for the switchover from analog
New images reveal Horsehead Nebula is actually Moosehead Nebula
ONTARIO – High-resolution images in the infrared spectrum from the James Webb Space Telescope show greater detail than ever before
World record bungee jumper plunges 402 km
LOW EARTH ORBIT – Not to be outdone by Felix Baumgartner’s record-setting supersonic freefall from 39 kilometers in the stratosphere
