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Headline Alludes To Astonishing Fact Found Nowhere In Article
NEW YORK, NY – A lengthy article published today promised an explosive revelation that pertains to millions of readers. But
Protest to bring back incandescent light draws millions
GAINESVILLE, MO – Protesters numbering in the millions staged a fly-in at locations across the country last night, demanding the
Inhofe takes rock to Senate floor to disprove earthquakes
WASHINGTON, DC – Republican Senator James Inhofe of Oklahoma addressed the Senate today with a rock to demonstrate that the
Department of Vague Admonitions issues warning
BELTSVILLE, MD – The U.S. Department of Vague Admonitions (DVA) has issued an urgent bulletin, the contents of which are not
Yosemite’s Half Dome restored to Three-Quarter Dome
MARIPOSA COUNTY, CA – The world-famous rock formation in Yosemite National Park known as Half Dome is nearing completion on
Passive Solar Energy system approaches 99% efficiency
BOULDER, CO – Solar energy researchers are closing in on a form of solar energy production that surpasses every other
Off mode activated
WATTSVILLE – An end user selected the “off” mode on several appliances in his home today, according to service logs.
Biofuels nothing new, says farting cow
FLATULA, KS – Responding to the recent trending of biofuels in popular media, dairy cow Imelda wishes to remind consumers
