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Newly discovered molten planet named Psoriasis
HILO, HI – Astronomers at the Mauna Kea Observatory have discovered a new, scaly, inflamed planet far from our Solar
Constellation names updated to reflect modern tastes, sponsors
TAMPA, FL – Reflecting modern technology, sensibilities and brands, the Global Panel on Commerce and Constellation Naming (GPCCN) has passed
New images reveal Horsehead Nebula is actually Moosehead Nebula
ONTARIO – High-resolution images in the infrared spectrum from the James Webb Space Telescope show greater detail than ever before
Economically depressed galaxy resorts to banner ads for revenue
PINWHEEL GALAXY – In a galaxy far, far away, times are hard. Residents of the Pinwheel Galaxy have tapped out
Galaxies rotate clockwise in southern hemisphere
BRISBANE – Here’s a little-known fact that will win you some bar bets: Galaxies light-years away spin clockwise in the
Massive arrow threatens distant galaxy
FRESNO – Amateur astronomers have discovered a vast pointer arrow looming disastrously close to a galaxy far, far away. Brothers
