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Trump Campaign Still Launching Election Fraud Lawsuits Out Of Sheer Habit
ALLENTOWN, PA – President Trump’s campaign legal team is continuing to criss-cross the nation in futile efforts to overturn the
Headline Alludes To Astonishing Fact Found Nowhere In Article
NEW YORK, NY – A lengthy article published today promised an explosive revelation that pertains to millions of readers. But
Trump Refuses To Show Taxes To IRS
WASHINGTON, DC – U.S. President Donald J. Trump raised eyebrows today by announcing that he will not comply with demands
Secret Reptilian Government: Sorry About All This
WASHINGTON, DC – The extraterrestrial reptilian society that is secretly controlling all world governments from behind the scenes has issued
Wonka Administration criticized for high turnover rate
OSTRUM, MD – Pundits are raising alarms at the rapid rate of staff loss in the William G. Wonka administration.
Hardened cynics having trouble keeping up
“I’ve been angry, jaded, cynical, paranoid and just generally over it for decades now, but it feels like these days
Pot Roast Embroiled in Scandal
WELLINGTON – A three pound pot roast found itself in the hot seat today when investigators grilled it for several
Protest to bring back incandescent light draws millions
GAINESVILLE, MO – Protesters numbering in the millions staged a fly-in at locations across the country last night, demanding the
11 Songs That Aren’t About What You Think. #4 Blew Me Away!
There are songs we’ve heard all our lives and thought we knew what they meant. Here are eleven that have
New border wall to be made of indestructible plastic packaging
ARIZONA – The incoming Trump administration’s promise to build a wall covering the entire U.S.-Mexico border will consist of hard
