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Trump Campaign Still Launching Election Fraud Lawsuits Out Of Sheer Habit
ALLENTOWN, PA – President Trump’s campaign legal team is continuing to criss-cross the nation in futile efforts to overturn the
Bungee Jumping Criminal Receives Suspended Sentence
GORGE CANYON, VT – Expert bungee jumper and alleged bank robber Skip Saltaro received a suspended sentence in his trial
Bigfoot names Discovery Channel, Animal Planet in harassment lawsuit
EAST GREENWICH, RI – An individual purporting to be the legendary Bigfoot of folklore has filed a harassment suit against
Slow-motion clips of perp walks to be admitted as evidence of guilt
CINCINNATI, OH – A federal appeals court has just ruled that grainy, slow-motion footage of arrested suspects being paraded before
New border wall to be made of indestructible plastic packaging
ARIZONA – The incoming Trump administration’s promise to build a wall covering the entire U.S.-Mexico border will consist of hard
National Guard deployed to allow same-sex wedding to go forward
PAXTON, TX – President Obama sent National Guard troops accompany the wedding of Ellen Turing and Gertrude Buchanan, over the
Texas dog issued first ever K9 open carry permit
HOLLOW POINT, TX – A Bordeaux Mastiff named Oswald has been granted the first ever permit for a canine to
Crosswalk buttons now accepting credit cards
SKINNING, MI – Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Maybe it didn’t have its credit card. Pedestrians, however, have
City Council considers removal of Street Seesaw
SHORELINE, FL – City council members vote today on a proposal to remove the beloved seesaw on Lagoon Boulevard. Concerned
Whistleblower reveals that 75% of nautical terms made up on the spot
PAPEETE – A former sailor has broken the code of silence among his peers by disclosing that most of the
