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Companies Scrambling To Get In On Data Breach
LANSING, MI – Corporate leaders around the country are falling over themselves to take part in the latest massive breach
Trump Refuses To Show Taxes To IRS
WASHINGTON, DC – U.S. President Donald J. Trump raised eyebrows today by announcing that he will not comply with demands
Bungee Jumping Criminal Receives Suspended Sentence
GORGE CANYON, VT – Expert bungee jumper and alleged bank robber Skip Saltaro received a suspended sentence in his trial
Red collar crime at historic lows
ASHEVILLE , NC – Incidents of red collar crime are at their lowest levels since record keeping began, according to
Slow-motion clips of perp walks to be admitted as evidence of guilt
CINCINNATI, OH – A federal appeals court has just ruled that grainy, slow-motion footage of arrested suspects being paraded before
Drug cartels moving over to printer ink
CUIDAD SIEMJUAQUE – Faced with falling demand, several drug cartels are transitioning their operations over to more expensive printer ink.
Crosswalk buttons now accepting credit cards
SKINNING, MI – Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Maybe it didn’t have its credit card. Pedestrians, however, have
Department of Vague Admonitions issues warning
BELTSVILLE, MD – The U.S. Department of Vague Admonitions (DVA) has issued an urgent bulletin, the contents of which are not
Embattled politician blames troubles on getting caught
WASHINGTON – Congressman Wayne Clipper of the 6th district solidly placed the blame of his current woes on the discovery
Earthworms up all night from coffee in compost
ANNELIDOPOLIS – A community of worms has been in a constant state of sleeplessness since nearby residents began adding coffee
