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Chicken Pot Pie To Be Used As Energy Storage Medium
STILLWATER, NV – Researchers have solved an age-old problem in energy production with an age-old solution: Chicken pot pie. “The
Southerner In New York City Unable To Find Decent Bowl Of Grits
NEW YORK – A tourist to New York City reports that he was unsuccessful in his search for a properly
Power Struggle At Bake Sale Turns Ugly
MILFORD – A battle of wills took place this afternoon at the Milford Ladies’ League bake sale, leading to some
Mother’s Day Relaxing Mostly For Non-Mothers
GRAFTON, WV – Mother’s Day, the annual celebration in May for mothers and their influence in society, is often a
Squirrel Wants To Know If You’re Going To Eat That
CHARLOTTE, NC – An adorable squirrel is watching from a cautious distance while you eat your lunch on the park
Decades Later, No Progress On Brussels Sprouts Preference
PLYMOUTH, IA – A man in his fifties continues to refuse to eat Brussels sprouts, despite continued efforts by family
Opinion: There Was A Time You Could Remove The Paper From A Drinking Straw With Just A Jab On The Table
OPINION BY HENRY L. OGLETHORPE – You younger folks won’t believe me, but when I was your age, the paper
Restaurant Employee Sent To Find, Thaw Out The Veggie Burger
TOPEKA, KS – Everything came to a standstill at Burger Shanty this afternoon when a customer ordered the veggie burger
Meat industry formally adopts “may also contain” labeling
Producers of beef, pork and other meat products have begun listing more specific ingredients that occasionally appear in the mix.
Coca-Cola attracts younger market with “Pepsi Coke”
Coke has been tinkering for years with a formula to compete with Pepsi, and now they’ve taken it to the