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Volcano Council reminds users to replenish vinegar and baking soda every 30 days
MEDFORD, OR – The Volcano Council has issued new recommendations for volcano operators, specifying 30 days as the interval for
Dogs poop. I’m sorry you had to find out this way.
CROSSVILLE, TN – Oh, sweetheart, I am so sorry this happened. We always assumed that you would figure out facts
Luddite Googles “Ironic”
MORISSETTE – Les Anstey, a zealous opponent of modern technology, visited search engine Google.com today to search for a definition
Math teachers to introduce diverse viewpoints
DAWKINS, GA – The Dawkins County Board of Education has introduced new standards for math curricula, providing alternative explanations of
Reunion reminds classmates why they never interacted in high school
CRESTFALL – Graduates at Crestfall High’s 1998 class reunion refreshed their memory as to why they never communicated, socialized, hung
Homeschooled teenage boy caught with stack of evolution magazines
HOVINDA – A mother caught her 15-year-old boy Tuesday with dozens of publications that describe in explicit detail the theoretical
Gullibility Analysis Workshop $399 this week only
PENSACOLA – For a limited time, JankyPower is offering a reduced-price workshop to help you assess your gullibility factor, or
Nature documentary soundtrack a little suggestive
ATTENBOROUGH, IOWA – The music accompanying the mating ritual scene of a documentary film on water buffalo crossed the boundary
Bully not so big from outer space
BLOOMINGBURG – Fourth grade bully Tommy Wrennik is the “big man on campus” on the playground, but disappears altogether when
