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Music Industry To Crack Down On Performance-Enhancing Substances
LOS ANGELES – Amid accusations that some musicians may be doping to get ahead in the fiercely competitive world of
Romantic Theme Just Main Theme Played Slower
GADSDEN, AL – Moviegoers have discerned that the romantic theme music in the love scene is the same melody as
Cat Orchestra Thrown Into Chaos By Conductor With Laser Baton
VIENNA, AUSTRIA – Venerated symphony orchestra conductor Delgato Calico lost all control over his performance with the Vienna Katzenorchester, a
Noise caching headphones collect sound and amplify it directly into ears
VILNIUS, LITHUANIA – For several years, consumers have had the benefit of noise cancelling headphones. They filter out ambient sound
Effort to download song escalates into computer reformat
OTTOWA – Music aficionado Mateo Hillsborough attempted to download a hard-to-find song from the Internet, and instead is now faced
Song of the Day: Foghat, “Fluoride”
It’s always a good time to listen to Foghat’s 1975 anthem to dental care, “Fluoride”. Perhaps the only hit song
Symphony orchestra bristles at being called cover band
VIENNA, NE – The Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra responded sharply to the group’s characterization in local media as a “cover band”.
Microwaved CD reviews better than original
BRIGHTON – A microwaved copy of the CD “Hooked on Prog” was accidentally submitted to a reviewer and received higher
Howurlitzer resolves bar conflicts
LEETSDALE, WY – A hybrid music player / artillery device has found a home at Brice’s Saloon, where patrons can
