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Blurry photo ends up getting used

BRIGHTON, UK – Photographer Jay Mensbee has ended up putting to use an image that he had originally rejected.

“A blogger contacted me and asked if I had a picture for a placeholder story,” said Mensbee. “I looked through my gallery and found one taken at a party. I got a few pictures of some people standing by the snack table, but this one must have got snapped when I was lowering the camera to adjust something.”

Mensbee sent the image to the blogger, who went on to fabricate a story about it and publish a post for the sole purpose of filling out page counts on the blog.

Sources indicate that Mensbee neither sought nor received compensation for the image.

Muligan Stewart

Muligan Stewart

Mulligan types neatly and is punctual. He graduated summa cum dolus from William Gaines School of Journalism. Do not ever touch his stereo.

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