MCINTOSH, MN – One bad joke spoiled the barrel at a recent party, as its core appeal was not fruitful.
“It fell pretty far from the tree,” said Granny Smith, who admittedly was a bit thin-skinned about the whole event.
Dr. Fuji had been invited, but was kept away.
EDITOR’S NOTE: The article was about a barcode joke and how it didn’t scan. A junior-level writer saw the apple and went bananas with puns. We regret the error. He has been sacked and we are now seeking an entry level pun writer.