SHERMAN OAKS, CA – Katharine O’Neill updated her Microsoft Office installation to incorporate the new president-elect, Illinois Senator Barack Obama.
“I suppose a forthcoming update will take care of that, but I don’t want to be misspelling his name between now and then,” said O’Neill. “I know a little bit about having people misspell your name.”
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