SHERMAN OAKS, CA – Katharine O’Neill updated her Microsoft Office installation to incorporate the new president-elect, Illinois Senator Barack Obama.
“I suppose a forthcoming update will take care of that, but I don’t want to be misspelling his name between now and then,” said O’Neill. “I know a little bit about having people misspell your name.”
Mulligan types neatly and is punctual. He graduated summa cum dolus from William Gaines School of Journalism. Do not ever touch his stereo.
CINCINNATI, OH – A federal appeals court has just ruled that grainy, slow-motion footage of arrested suspects being paraded before
WASHINGTON, DC – Republican Senator James Inhofe of Oklahoma addressed the Senate today with a rock to demonstrate that the
