KREMMLING, CO – A mountain that has been standing for millions of years began slowly going flat as a result of escaping air.
Asked for comment, the mountain replied, “Psssssssssssssssssshhh.”
KREMMLING, CO – A mountain that has been standing for millions of years began slowly going flat as a result of escaping air.
Asked for comment, the mountain replied, “Psssssssssssssssssshhh.”
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WASHINGTON, DC – The extraterrestrial reptilian society that is secretly controlling all world governments from behind the scenes has issued
MELLITUS, NJ – Snack industry giant Snacrosis has found the trifecta in treat ingredients with their new “Salty Sugar Fat”,
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