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“A Whole Bunch” of high school students can’t do percentages

About half of these gang symbols have numbers in them.

SOME TOWN – At this high school not too far away, there’s a big chunk of the students who find themselves unable to calculate basic percentages.

Estimates range from “a good many” to “a heap” and “probably most of them,” said third-year freshman Lonnie Miles. “It’s hard to say without solid numbers.”

The local school board published the numbers in the newspaper. Miles points out, though, that they are “encoded in all these hydroglyphics,” referring to the % symbol that pervades the statistics.

Muligan Stewart

Muligan Stewart

Mulligan types neatly and is punctual. He graduated summa cum dolus from William Gaines School of Journalism. Do not ever touch his stereo.

Employees must wash hands before touching nasty handle on bathroom door

Employees must wash hands before touching nasty handle on bathroom door

EMERALD, NE – Employees at Nadia’s Taco Cabin at the I-80 Truck Stop Complex are reminded by a sign to

TED Talk on perseverance is like 20 minutes long

TED Talk on perseverance is like 20 minutes long

VANCOUVER – A TED Talk by Earnie Pomonos on the Secret of Perseverance has a running time of more than

The average amount of seconds a reader will squint at a confusing statistic before giving up
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