Mulligan Stewart
LOS ANGELES, CA – City streets are dangerous enough as it is, without having to defend yourself against a wild mountain lion. If you should encounter one, remember these four handy tips:
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Moonwalk away slowly.
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Throw ya hands in the air like ya just don’t care.
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Offer a small child.
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If attacked, talk some smack.
EDITOR’S NOTE: Our legal department stringently advises us that one should not actually offer a small child, or anyone for that matter, to a mountain lion. In any case, if you are ever accosted by a mountain lion and have video of yourself moonwalking or smack-talking out of the situation, please contact us immediately.
Dude, take the graphics off the sign and they’re a “natural” for a t-shirt. And by natural I mean an abomination to nature. But still a funny t-shirt.