Mulligan Stewart
EDITOR’S NOTE: JankyVision was purchased by The Post News Times in 2018 and as such took possession of and credit for all their content. We include this post for historical accuracy, but no one at Post News Times was directly responsible.
DENVER – Early reviews of the 200th entry for the mildly popular humor blog “JankyVision” have been unenthusiastic.
“They went real strong there for a while, then disappeared for a couple weeks,” said avid reader Gordon Bizhan. “And they come back with this? The picture doesn’t even go with the text!”
Pundits close to the blog’s board of directors suggested that a move of JankyCorp’s headquarters prompted the blip in output.
Some uncertainty also surrounded the actual count of posts at JankyVision.com, attributed to fatigue, recurring indolence and an indeterminate number of posts in draft.
“Not to worry, there’s plenty of ersatz news out there to go around,” said Press Liaison Dennis Pascale.
At least you got the star ratings thing enabled, so you’ve got that going for you.