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Power Struggle At Bake Sale Turns Ugly
MILFORD – A battle of wills took place this afternoon at the Milford Ladies’ League bake sale, leading to some
Office To Add “Do Whatever” Button To Alignment Options
REDMOND, WA – Users of Microsoft Office will no longer have to insert pictures or move tables to send their
Bison At Yellowstone Park Know What Traffic Is, They Are Just Messing With You
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, WY – Despite helpful commentary from park rangers, who warn drivers to give deference to bison wandering
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Secret Reptilian Government: Sorry About All This
WASHINGTON, DC – The extraterrestrial reptilian society that is secretly controlling all world governments from behind the scenes has issued
Newlywed man discovers there is a wrong way to fold towels
EDGEWATER, FL – Jackson Lipscombe, recently married to fiancée Charlize, has just learned that the way he has been folding
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Music Industry To Crack Down On Performance-Enhancing Substances
LOS ANGELES – Amid accusations that some musicians may be doping to get ahead in the fiercely competitive world of
Companies Scrambling To Get In On Data Breach
LANSING, MI – Corporate leaders around the country are falling over themselves to take part in the latest massive breach
Mother’s Day Relaxing Mostly For Non-Mothers
GRAFTON, WV – Mother’s Day, the annual celebration in May for mothers and their influence in society, is often a
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Mother’s Day Relaxing Mostly For Non-Mothers
GRAFTON, WV – Mother’s Day, the annual celebration in May for mothers and their influence in society, is often a
Headline Alludes To Astonishing Fact Found Nowhere In Article
NEW YORK, NY – A lengthy article published today promised an explosive revelation that pertains to millions of readers. But
Squirrel Wants To Know If You’re Going To Eat That
CHARLOTTE, NC – An adorable squirrel is watching from a cautious distance while you eat your lunch on the park
Trump Refuses To Show Taxes To IRS
WASHINGTON, DC – U.S. President Donald J. Trump raised eyebrows today by announcing that he will not comply with demands
Amusement Turns To Rage As Listener Discovers Radio Show Is Rerun
WEST END, MA – Cody Hobson took a journey from exhilaration through bewilderment to anger as he drove home listening
Bungee Jumping Criminal Receives Suspended Sentence
GORGE CANYON, VT – Expert bungee jumper and alleged bank robber Skip Saltaro received a suspended sentence in his trial
Blinker App Lets Drivers Use Turn Signals Without Looking Up
VAN NUYS, CA – Software developer AvarijaTech has released an app for iOS and Android devices that allows drivers to
Alexa’s New “Snarky Mode” Rolls Out Today, Here’s How To Enable It
SEATTLE, WA – Owners of Amazon’s Echo devices have a new feature to try out on their Alexa virtual assistants,
Chinese Hackers Steal Netflix Password, 1 Billion People Now Watching On One Account
SHANGHAI – Computer hackers apparently in China have broken into one U.S. citizen’s Netflix account and have shared the password,
“Pergola Idea Kit” Pretty Much One Idea: Get Pergola
HAMPSTEAD, AZ – The StripeyRoof Pergola Company offers consumers a Pergola Idea Kit that, despite having twelve pages, consists entirely
