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Music Industry To Crack Down On Performance-Enhancing Substances
LOS ANGELES – Amid accusations that some musicians may be doping to get ahead in the fiercely competitive world of
Companies Scrambling To Get In On Data Breach
LANSING, MI – Corporate leaders around the country are falling over themselves to take part in the latest massive breach
Mother’s Day Relaxing Mostly For Non-Mothers
GRAFTON, WV – Mother’s Day, the annual celebration in May for mothers and their influence in society, is often a
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Opinion: There Was A Time You Could Remove The Paper From A Drinking Straw With Just A Jab On The Table
OPINION BY HENRY L. OGLETHORPE – You younger folks won’t believe me, but when I was your age, the paper
Clean guy with clipboard voted most useless at construction site
For the seventh consecutive year, the well-kempt guy at the construction site was voted by peers as the least useful
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Headline Alludes To Astonishing Fact Found Nowhere In Article
NEW YORK, NY – A lengthy article published today promised an explosive revelation that pertains to millions of readers. But
Squirrel Wants To Know If You’re Going To Eat That
CHARLOTTE, NC – An adorable squirrel is watching from a cautious distance while you eat your lunch on the park
Trump Refuses To Show Taxes To IRS
WASHINGTON, DC – U.S. President Donald J. Trump raised eyebrows today by announcing that he will not comply with demands
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Amusement Turns To Rage As Listener Discovers Radio Show Is Rerun
WEST END, MA – Cody Hobson took a journey from exhilaration through bewilderment to anger as he drove home listening
Bungee Jumping Criminal Receives Suspended Sentence
GORGE CANYON, VT – Expert bungee jumper and alleged bank robber Skip Saltaro received a suspended sentence in his trial
Blinker App Lets Drivers Use Turn Signals Without Looking Up
VAN NUYS, CA – Software developer AvarijaTech has released an app for iOS and Android devices that allows drivers to
Alexa’s New “Snarky Mode” Rolls Out Today, Here’s How To Enable It
SEATTLE, WA – Owners of Amazon’s Echo devices have a new feature to try out on their Alexa virtual assistants,
Chinese Hackers Steal Netflix Password, 1 Billion People Now Watching On One Account
SHANGHAI – Computer hackers apparently in China have broken into one U.S. citizen’s Netflix account and have shared the password,
“Pergola Idea Kit” Pretty Much One Idea: Get Pergola
HAMPSTEAD, AZ – The StripeyRoof Pergola Company offers consumers a Pergola Idea Kit that, despite having twelve pages, consists entirely
Decline of Gladiatorial Events in Ancient Rome Linked to Report Citing Severe Risk of Injury
ROME – An engraving in Latin from centuries ago reveals the reason gladiatorial combat fell out of favor in the
The Wall Wart, Perfected
OMAHA, NE – Consumers looking for the ultimate in power adapters, look no more. The AC converter better known as
Romantic Theme Just Main Theme Played Slower
GADSDEN, AL – Moviegoers have discerned that the romantic theme music in the love scene is the same melody as
